Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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