Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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