TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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