i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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