Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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