Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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