Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
