Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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