the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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