Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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