Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
never play flip cup with pint glasses
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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