More tranny stories later!
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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