Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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