i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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