I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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