12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I looked at my own cervix.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
