yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Couch. On fire.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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