My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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