doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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