My nipple is on Facebook.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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