Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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