so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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