Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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