we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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