The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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