man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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