She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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