sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize
