i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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