I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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