do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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