I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Mom said you looked used
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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