She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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