I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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