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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i drank out of a bidet.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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