Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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