Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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