her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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