youre lurking in front of me
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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