Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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