apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Randomize
