He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Farmville is her only friend.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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