Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Im just a social blackout drinker.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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