when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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