Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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