i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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