There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
operation have a gay friend backfired
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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