see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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