well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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