I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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